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Ari sent me the thing. He sent me the like trailer. The artwork. Oh yeah. He was like, what do you think? Because I guess you asked him about and I remember dog. I should have.

Ari produced. Ari's a producer. So he's like very involved in it. Yeah. And he says, you know, the people who were like popping from like figuring the social media stuff, particularly. Yeah.

Yeah, you send it off to every. But it's awesome. It's Ari like when you look this like I'm like, well, he's got all the answers. He figures out and didn't realize that Ari farms out his questions to you and show.

That's the funniest thing. We'll come back. And I'm like, Ari, what do you think of this?

This trailer here and I'll be like, Shultz says the borders tacky. Yeah, I mean, he has to make this bigger. Yeah. By the way, I'm just like, yeah, yeah. Well, he asked me and I was like, looks good to me. And then I was like, wait, let me ask the guy who designs my shit. And then he had a bunch of notes. And I was like, oh, yeah. It's not like I know anything either. I just hired my friend who didn't believe in himself enough to get another job. Can I ask you a great question? Please. What is the tie to this pattern?

In the Greek culture. The Greek key. It's the Greek key. It's like a classic goes all the way back to antiquity. I thought it just meant coffee. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. We do. It's like, we're we're hanging on to like shit that happened 4,000 years ago. It's fucking pathetic. It's like, we peaked. I used to have a joke where it was like, it's like the guy who peaked in high school. It's like, it's like, you know, if you were cool in the 80s, like Greeks are still driving a trans am. You know what I mean? Like they still they're still playing fucking twisted.

They're still trying to get pussy. But the 80s is, you know, the year 3000 BC. You know, it's like we're a pathetic culture. Although it is nice that the world's loosened up enough that, uh, anal. It's just called anal now.

I know that really was our thing for a while. I don't I don't know how it started. You're a prostitute. Add a bit. No Greek. No Greek. Yeah. For years, it was like, we were known for anal. Now we got yogurt. We got we switched from from anal to yogurt. Yogurt's huge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You throw the word Greek in front of that yogurt. Oh, it's moving. You're moving pal. It's a fucking shitty yogurt. Just throw Greek in there.

And I will say the fetishies while in my top three cheeses of all time. Yes. Is the most inconsistent cheese from place to place. Absolutely. No, no, you're so right about that. You got to know where to get. You're, I mean, you're in Queens now.

If you had, well, Dan used to live across the street from the best like imported Greek market. Yeah, Titan Titan week. We call it Titan because that's the Greek pronunciation. But then I said it to him. And he's like, do you mean Titan? I was like, Oh, yeah, we're in America. I would live. I'm going to go to Titan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But dude, we literally the fuck is that sound, Elders? He's rewinding. So he doesn't get charged.

Oh, is this just get is this even being recorded? You fucking prick. I heard my best friend to be the breeze. No, he until three months go. He had no producing skills. So he's really good. Like all things considered. He's great. But every once in a while something like that'll happen. I'll be like, make sure the microphones are on.

Yeah, what you pay for. I think it's just that I forgot to turn my camera. Oh, yeah, it's a good time. I said that in the history of the show. Not bad. That's not.

It's Philadelphia. Yes. The fetish. He's was always awesome. Interesting. Super salty. Interesting. Yeah, wet car. You got to have it wet. You got to have it into the brine. That's the thing. Like you got to get it in the fucking in the brine or else it's bullshit. And like now they have it in supermarkets. And it's not the same shit. No.

And when I moved here and you get it like in cubes or those the brands. No, no, no, no, you don't want anything Greek. You don't want it branded well. You don't want any of the money going to advertising. No, like if you go to a Greek restaurant, they have flat screen TVs on the wall. And they and you saw. Yeah, walk the fuck out. You want a guy in a stained wife beater. His chest hairs are in your lamb chops. Sure. But you picked them out. Best lamb chop you ever had in your life. It's when I went to I remember going to Mike Vicki owns family's house.

Mm-hmm. In Belk, we're telling one hell. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, you got to come up. We'll go to have dinner with my family. Yeah, it's like absolutely. And man, it was everything I was hoping for from an Italian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His dad looked like a member in Goodfills. And they were making like nice meals in prison. Sure. Yeah, yeah, apron and a white beater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His body's a little older and baggy at that point. But he was just what you walk in those hand. Mr. Vicki only just slapping me balls back and forth. So great. I love Italian just so misogynistic. They won't let women cook.

Look important meals. It's like it's like no, no, no, even the thing you do 90% of the time when we have company, I make the sauce. You fucking bitch. This is a wedding in there. Nobody wants your taste was bullshit. Go pack my lunch for Monday through Friday.

Have all my clothes laid out for the week. You dumb gubbar. That is a salute to Italians truly. I always do. It was the funniest.

I just was hoping for Mike's family's house. They had a wall of pictures. And there's three children in that family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, maybe one year later, like where like the sister or brothers get the background, but I mean, they have like a shot for shot thing of like, Mike breaking through a line.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. Oh, that's glad to get you. Oh, man, they love Mike Vicki. See the first born. He might be the oldest in the best sports.

Yeah, I get that. I mean, definitely in my family, it breaks, it breaks out where it's like, I've three or I've two siblings, three total. But there's a clear demarcation of like, I was the oldest and I was the best at school.

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