Hi, everybody. Welcome to Fitzdog Radio. I am your very congested host, Greg Fitzsimmons, just back from SkankFest. I would imagine most people come back from skank fest i got a head cold i would imagine

it's more usually venereal diseases bone breaks uh uh aids i don't know i got a bad head cold. If you're not familiar with Skank Fest, it's a convention. I got to think anybody listening to this. No, but it's a convention by the Legion of Skanks guys in New Orleans. Used to be in Vegas. This was the first year in New Orleans. And I was invited. Very nice to be

invited. And just way bigger than I ever imagined and way more organized. Like when you think

of Louis J. Gomez and Big J. O'Cerson, you don't think of like,

shuttles running on time and hot meals being prepared

and shows running on time and crowds being,

security being good.

Everything was amazing.

That being said, it was nuts. It was, you know,

mushrooms. Everybody's handing you mushrooms and acid and weed. And there's after party at the

barely legal hustler club every night. And, uh, you know, people fist fighting in a ring. They had a boxing

ring. They had a, they had a nude battle roast every night where one guy gets dollar bill

stapled to his body with a stapler gun like he stands there naked this

400 pound guy who's painted green like shrek and people from the audience come up and they

staple gun dollar bills to his body including his forehead and his taint strip yes that was my

first night in town i can't talk long because I'm so sick,

but I just need to tell you a little bit about Skagfuss. Every drug is given to these kids, except

Ozampic. I think that was the one drug missing that maybe they needed the most.

But it's a festival.

It's funny because, like,

I've gone to festivals my whole life.

And usually the whole MO is you get discovered,

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