Hi, welcome to Fitzdog Radio for the next hour and 15 minutes or so.

I'm going to be your host doing a pledge drive this month.

Don't forget, Fitzdog Radio relies on, listener supported. I'm kidding.

That's what I should do. I'm going to do a fucking pledge drive since I'm losing money on this

podcast right now. Ad sales are a little light. Meanwhile, we got fucking Spotify. I believe

YouTube is also doing it. They're running ads for ice. There is nothing, literally nothing I can

think of that I'd be more opposed to than ads for ice running on my podcast.

And yet here we are.

I asked my ad agent to look into it.

I don't know what's going on with that, but I keep getting messages from people.

Yeah, that's what Fitzdog Radio is all about.

It's about fun questions. It's about finding out

embarrassing things about people. It's about just a touch of sincerity mixed in. And then also

rounding up the hardest working Americans and zip tying their children with masks on and then

deporting them without due process. That's really what the podcast is about. It's about trying to

reach out to the guys that played varsity high school football and are now bouncers who work out a lot.

It's all about attracting the guys that bullied you and make questionable decisions in the bedroom

with women that they just met. I want the guys that, you know, have road rage in there. I want guys to drive pickup trucks

with four wheels in the back. You know, the extra set of wheels and tinted windows and wrap around

sunglasses that go to gun ranges.

That's what Fitzdog Radio is all about.

I'm trying to reach out to guys that also listen to nothing but MMA and who's the professor from Canada?

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