Ryan Sands / Brad Morris

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! Let's start off by checking in with our listeners bathroom habits! Now let's talk about how awesome it is to be adults! So far so good! Does Lisa have a story about a rude person at the movies? She does! In Wiki of the Week we discus Walter Lingo, dog breeder/NFL team owner/showman! We are so excited to talk to Ryan Sands about his teenage years padding his resume! He worked at a radiology lab and the cable company and saw some pretty weird stuff! Expert Rick Crasker joins us to teach us the proper way to deal with customer service reps! Join us!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:13.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.5	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa this is our show where we do talking we talk at you and for you it's all for you and you don't
0:40.1	appreciate it at all. I don't know I don't know you is I get or do we
0:48.4	still have any hate listeners I hope so I always find that fun I think it's fun because if you hate me I want you to have the
0:56.6	punishment of hearing me talk.
1:00.8	Yeah it doesn't hurt me if you hate me and listen to my show.
1:06.6	Just listen to me, be brilliant and engaging.
1:09.7	Mm-hmm.
1:10.7	So smart and funny.
1:12.0	You will not find what you are looking for.
1:15.0	I don't know.
1:16.0	Maybe you will.
1:17.0	Maybe this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever said.
1:20.0	I do get a little embarrassed when I hear that people are going back and listening to episodes from like three years ago.
1:25.0	Some people I work with are like, oh, I just started listening and I'm starting at the very beginning.
1:30.0	Wow, I have no idea what opinions I loudly expressed back then, but I'm...
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