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🗓️ 9 September 2022
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, from one and all in here, out there, all around the world, to the late show, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:10.0 | And I hope, I hope everybody over there, I hope everybody out there is having a happy Thursday. |
0:17.0 | It has not been, yeah. |
0:20.0 | Yeah, thank you, thank you for representing. |
0:24.0 | It's not been a happy week for former president, the Flabrador deceiver. |
0:30.0 | Tomorrow, both his lawyers and the Department of Justice are supposed to submit their suggestions for a special master. |
0:36.0 | To review the stuff they found at Mar-a-Lago. |
0:39.0 | The thing is, former president might not be getting the best legal advice, |
0:43.0 | because he is reportedly having a difficult time finding lawyers to represent him. |
0:48.0 | What? |
0:50.0 | But who wouldn't want to join the illustrious ranks of jailed guy, |
0:55.0 | Magical Mr. Mustache, Madame Miao-Miao, and Dr. Hedjuice. |
1:02.0 | Dr. Hedjuice. |
1:04.0 | Dr. Hedjuice. |
1:06.0 | Dr. Hedjuice. |
1:09.0 | There's one possible reason lawyers don't want to work for the express, |
1:14.0 | is that doing so puts them at the risk of being disbarred for breaking the law, |
1:19.0 | and they don't even get paid to break the law, |
1:22.0 | because the former president has a reputation for ignoring bills. |
1:26.0 | To which Eric said, |
1:28.0 | I know how you feel, Bill. |
1:31.0 | I know just how you feel. |
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