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🗓️ 8 September 2022
⏱️ 21 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome one and all. Hello, Lewis. Welcome one and all to the lake show. I'm your host, |
0:08.6 | Stephen Colbert. How has everybody been doing? Doesn't matter. The former president had stolen |
0:19.6 | nuclear secrets at his country club because we just learned that among the classified documents |
0:25.4 | seized by the FBI at Marlago was material on a foreign nation's nuclear capabilities. |
0:34.2 | So this time, the ex-president wasn't just betraying our country. He brought in another country |
0:40.0 | for a manajat reason. How? That's not cool. I don't care. She's not into it. |
0:50.4 | How do you explain this to our allies? Don't worry, Prime Minister. Your country's nuclear secrets |
1:00.1 | are perfectly safe, stored at the Marlago waffle bar between the syrup and the Nutella bucket. |
1:09.4 | I go for a waffle. I go for a waffle. These kind of intelligence documents keep in mind are so |
1:23.5 | top secret. The president himself has to declassify them so other people can see it. Even our senior |
1:29.6 | national security officials are not allowed to see them without specific permission. And the fact |
1:36.3 | that he had them is completely indefensible so that people trying to defend him are instead |
1:41.8 | focusing on the evidence picture the FBI took of them on the carpet. Like the ex-president's son, |
1:48.9 | Eric. I can tell you, my father's a very, very neat guy. He doesn't leave documents staged all over |
1:54.8 | an office floor. My dad. My dad. No, I mean this. This is important. This is important. |
2:05.5 | Quiet, y'all. Listen up. My dad does not leave documents all over the floor. Okay. His crime is |
2:13.1 | organized. What did I say? No one ever tells me what I say because no one is listening. |
2:32.5 | Another criminal investigation involving the former president. We've got some news out of |
2:36.6 | Georgia where back in early 2021 voting systems were breached. Now we know that happened on the same |
2:44.0 | day. A bunch of election interfering and election denying MAGA Goons were shepherded into the building |
2:52.7 | by former coffee county GOP chairwoman and lady who handed her stylist a picture of a cute tip. |
2:58.8 | Kathy Latham. Latham is already under criminal investigation for posing as a fake |
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