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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Ryan Finds The Water

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Mens Room Question: How did water factor into the story?

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0:00.0

Who sucks the last? It's coming up right after emails on our question. How does water figure in the story?

0:04.0

206-803 Rock as we head once again to Florida. Florida family called authorities after they heard an

0:09.5

intruder splashing around in the swimming pool early one morning. Brought the story to you a couple

0:13.7

days ago. Tampa police arrived at the home at 3 a.m. and did in fact find a large intruder,

0:19.6

a 10-foot alligator frolicing in their pool. Frolicing, yes. A hole was found in the screen cage surrounding the pool, which is how they believed the reptile got in. Gator trapper was called to assist and used the rope to capture the alligator. Video of the capture shows the gator hissing and splashing around. Yeah. Which helped burn off a little energy before he was dragged out of the pool. Now, once he was out, animal was measured and loaded into a truck, it's not clear where the gator was taken from there. Our question, how does water figure into the story? 206-803 ride. Do those, and look, if you go to Florida, you'll definitely see all the keep out gator stuff people put around the pool. But for the most part, all we'll see is like netting. And I'm like, does that honestly prevent an alligator, right? This thing was nine and a half, ten feet long. It's netting. Bro. I mean. Well, the problem with alligators is they're not always in the water. I've seen videos of them get up and ring doorbells.

1:11.7

Yeah, the woman's kind of like the hot stuff, right?

1:13.3

So, yes, they like the water, obviously, but that doesn't mean they walk around half the day.

1:16.1

They do.

1:23.4

I mean, I think the netting might just do it. Just a small deter. They don't feel like putting in the effort to get to the netting. Yeah, just kind of bops their nose.

1:24.6

It's like, darn, I'll swim somewhere.

1:25.2

I don't know, man.

1:29.8

My in-laws, they have a place in Delray Beach, Florida, right?

1:44.3

So I never gave it much thought to me, gators are in the water. Anyway, about half a mile down the road, there's a gas station. I'd walk down there to my smokes. I'd walk back. And there's no sidewalk, and it's all just vegetation on the side. So my father-in-law was like, where'd you go?

2:02.3

I'm like, I just walked down to the gas station. He's like, suit yourself. I'm like, what does that mean? He's like, they call this gator alley. So the idea is there's the golf course, there's the community pool. Then it's all vegetation, but right behind all the vegetation, I guess, not rivers, It's not even quite a stream, just real damp, marshy area. But you can't see it.

2:03.7

It's a wetland.

2:04.4

But you can't really. right behind all the vegetation, I guess, not rivers, not even quite a stream, just real damp, marshy area.

2:02.3

But you can't, you can't see it. It's a wetland. But you can't really see it when you're on the road. So he's like, seriously, man, he's like, you probably walked past like 50 alligators on your way to get cigarettes and 50 more on the way back. And I'm like, why didn't you tell me that? It's like, I didn't know you're going to walk to the store, but he's like, look, and this is mostly an older age community.

2:20.2

He's like, why didn't you tell me that? It's like, I didn't know you're going to walk to the store, but he's like, look, and this is mostly an older age community. He's like,

2:20.8

people have lost their dogs and all the rest of that thing, just walking down the street. I never did it yet. It's reasonably close. It's not a long walk. I'm like, I'm not doing that, man. I am not doing it. I'm not getting snatched by a freaking gator into the bushes.

2:32.9

And the snakes. I'm not worried about the snakes. I know you don't like snakes.

2:36.2

Snakes don't bug me, but the gators, man. I'm not getting snatched by a freaking gator into the bushes. And the snakes.

2:35.2

I'm not worried about snakes.

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