Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less. Yay, time for Who Sucks Less. Stephen's through all here, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week. They always suck, but it's up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least. Now, if you happen to like the Men's Room on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram and Men's Room Live. The debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yes, indeed.

And like I said, today's Who Sucks Less was inspired by a story we had yesterday where a guy

basically dosed all of his former co-workers, like 120 to 150 of them, with X-Lax.

And yes, they did crap themselves at the party, including elevators, trash cans,

and the few lucky ones made it into a bathroom.

So, taking that inspiration into mine,

let's start with Mount Everest,

where guides taking tourists up and down Mount Everest

allegedly have been secretly lacing clamors' food

to trigger costly helicopter rescues as part of a $15 million insurance scam.

So poor weather and patchy communications at the world's tallest mountain have led to a cottage industry that sees shifty pilots, guides, and doctors charging insurance companies for services not rendered.

The fake rescue racket works by getting a climber to a stage a medical emergency. A helicopter is called and taken to a

nearby hospital and insurance claim is and filed that bears little resemblance to what actually

happened. So, Nepal's Central Investigation Bureau, can't believe they don't have a TV show,

they identified two ways the scam is manufactured.

Now, the first involved tourists who don't want to walk all the way back down.

Treks can take up to two weeks on foot, so guides tell climbers to fake a medical emergency

so that the helicopter comes.

But the second method is far more troubling.

It involves tricking climbers into thinking they're having a medical emergency. But the second method is far more troubling. It involves tricking climbers into thinking

they're having a medical emergency. So the second method, the climber themselves, they're not in

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