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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you're listening to Ratchet and Respectable Live from Tucson, Arizona.

Do you remember a few weeks ago, I went to a wellness retreat in Arizona for Omnorawar.

We stayed at the Marrival Resort. It was heaven on earth.

I didn't know I liked the desert so much. I knew I liked looking at mountains. I have a mountain view for my apartment in LA.

I'm obsessed with my mountains. But the mountains in the middle of the desert and that good Arizona dry heat, which was so good for my curls.

Oh my gosh, I had the best twist out that weekend. I judged weather by how it affects my twist out. Don't judge me. Don't judge me.

But I had an amazing time at the resort. Such great energy, such amazing women, such openness and good food and good laughter and good conversation and good building.

Everyone has their specific reasons for being in attendance. But in general, we're all there seeking something, searching something, looking for some sort of nourishment for our spirits.

So many amazing women. I could go through the list of every attendee and every speaker. Everyone showed up open with their A game, ready to share, ready to receive.

It was my third Omnorawar conference. I go as much because Christina is one of my close friends and because she always goes to really dope places.

She's also how I ended up in Bali, at least for the first two weeks. The last week was on me. And she has another conference coming up that she just announced you can check it out at Omnorawar, OMNOR.

She's doing a retreat for women and for men next time. She's teaming up with my brother, Barryola. I'm really excited for that retreat.

I hope the guys show up in droves and get the healing and the wellness that they need.

Random. The backstory of ration and respectable was supposed to be a retreat.

My friend, Alzo and I sat on the phone one night coming up with like the best way to describe it. And we said that the retreat would be a celebration of joy for women seeking pleasure.

Leave me to my own devices and I will I will pull I will be just like the art director and boomerang.

Like you can't you can't just let me run a buck. My retreat was like, I mean it was wellness. I think, but I think, you know, a penis party is wellness.

I'm dead serious. We could have like a penis painting party with like, you know, in a place with chandeliers and white tablecloths because I like classy things.

I also like ratchet things. I don't know what she went for me. There were other things involved like there were classes about lingerie styling with bootwashed shoots because everyone needs to feel sexy, right?

One of the one of the classes that I wanted to have was I'm so glad I don't have a sponsor this week because the sponsor would be like, man, this is not what we signed up for.

I wanted to have a class like how to bust a better net for women. Did you know 35% of straight women don't have an orgasm when they have sex 85% of lesbian women do and 95% of straight men do the fuck.

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