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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	Mom, Dad, can I work around?
0:03.0	James, come round.
0:04.0	Can we have Tykaw,
0:05.0	Your makeup? We need speakers.
0:07.0	Pastors.
0:08.0	He's broken it.
0:09.0	She's crying.
0:10.0	Where's the football?
0:12.0	Can we watch cartoons?
0:13.9	Need a crowd pleaser?
0:15.0	Let's watch something with planets.
0:16.8	A musical.
0:18.0	cartoons.
0:18.7	The match.
0:19.7	New E.E TV lets you search live and on demand all in one place. Search E. E. T.
0:27.0	E. T. E. T. requires E. E. broadband. Content may vary terms of pie.
0:30.0	What it is. This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better. Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better.
0:41.0	I repeat myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:44.0	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:47.0	I'm not a racist.
0:48.0	And I'm always Jewish.
0:50.0	Oh yeah! G. Good morning and welcomes episode 1521 of Hard Factor. It is Friday, August 9, 2024. Thank you for cheating on the news with us.
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