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Russell Kane on absolute radio

Hey, this is Russell Kane, this is absolute radio

I'm so excited to be in the driving seat for one morning only I'm joined by Emily as always

Hello Russell, how are you feeling? Are you feeling because you're looking the lock

it's aligned up and or any other over the counter prescription medication

you might want to have some some none over the counter but that's another

story and I'm feeling a little bit throaty but it's good I think it's quite sexy

what do you think yeah apart from the mucus you sprayed me

sorry I always get on the barocca if I'm feeling

driving the night before but the first time I took it there's no warning on it

about how yellow your weeby goes and it absolutely terrified me

thought I'd developed a super power how are you this morning uh

Gareth I'm very good yes I'm good I'm just imagine you never get a cold

and just look at infections and go down bother I won't be interesting

in the uh so well we've got lots going on this morning lots of things to talk about

lots of lovely music but I thought we kick off by the hot for first of all I was

just about to go on air for the first time absolute and what was my final message

for we went on good luck Russ have a great show it's great to have you's part of the

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