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Frank Skinner.

Good morning. This is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio. I'm with Emily and I'm with Gareth.

Hello. Welcome home Frank. Thank you so much and in case you don't know

and you're tuning in and you're thinking what's with the welcome home stuff, I've just been in

South Africa for... I think it was 34 days. What was going on there?

Well, about two weeks ago there was a World Cup competition.

All right.

And then the England team flew home two weeks before I did, which I think is very rude

to leave early, you know. Oh, I hate it when you're the last one at the party when the lights

come on. Oh, yes. So anyway, it was it was a fabulous time but it's great to be back.

I've got to be straight with you. Can I just say we really did miss you?

Oh. No, but that's the morning. Yes, I have returned.

We like the other clients, Frank. Yes. But we wanted our big daddy back.

Well, there's no answer to that. But no, that's fabulous news and I didn't get killed.

All that worry about getting killed in South Africa didn't happen.

As you might guess, it's nasty wound you've got there.

Yeah, well, that's because I didn't bring the girlfriend anything back.

Yeah, but I... Did you get it, Catherine?

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