people of the United Kingdom we are coming back to the London podcast festival this year and if you're worried that our Saturday show had sold out well it did so but guess what we made it up for you because we added a Friday show that's right Friday September 14th at 7 p.m. We'll be doing a second show completely different show will not completely different still just going to be me and Tim but it is at 7 o'clock

September 14th and guess what tickets are on sale now at tcgt.com slash live come on down it's gonna be a real hoot nanny a real good time we'll see you there

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hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything a podcast about everything I'm one of the hosts Tom one of your host Tom and I'm Tim I got say my name twice yeah I win

and episode over how are you every week every week I try to save my name more than you every week you have every week as soon as we're done we tally him up and I always two to one Tom yep I know you got me say the perfect crime walked right into my Tom trap yeah

how are you doing this week I'm doing I'm doing bad Tom good how are you doing this week also bad cool but I have a proclamation to make who I have decided what the treat of the summer is it's August it's mid August yeah okay the perfect time the perfect time because I've actually evaluated it

I've evaluated all the treats available on offer and now the summer so much over so it's time to crown a winner it's not it's not you know they they reflect on the summer like the song of the summer is the song that you listen to throughout the summer has to be declared

at the end of the summer what no as sometimes what's the song of the summer this year despicito no tim that song's old yeah but it's it's a it's a juggernaut it'll never die I mean it will always be a famous song yeah it will always be the song of the summer no

unless Don Henry comes back with the what's Don Henry's big hit boys of summer boys boys of summer oh nine right oh nine you released no next year he could make the song of the summer next year it's not two thousand nine

three thousand nineteen I mean just the last did it song of the summer nine what's the treat of the summer Tom treat of the summer Tim is Italian ises what what made you look I'm not saying I disagree I have in all of summer 2018 I confess I've not had an Italian what however I went to the scene of the crime Tom uh oh we said we wouldn't go back there

I just have to return no it's fine I just needed to to make sure that we we we we got rid of all the evidence okay no I went to our the pool that we went to as children where you were a life guard yeah and that's where I ate tons of Italian ises you know what they sell there instead now why probably some merchandise really to my time as a head lifeguard were you the head life guard I was like unofficially the head like

so the answer is no you were not head like I was yeah but you were not you weren't in charge of anybody but like nobody respected you no everybody respect me it was like the last head lifeguard he did something bad so they were like all right no more was it like the first season of the sopranos where Tony was really the boss but he let everybody think Uncle Junior was the boss no I let everybody know I was a boss I still told him I was a head lifeguard even though I technically wasn't so it was just you who won't be

walking around lying to everybody half of the day I would also go for a swim a lot of times yeah in the nude no not in the nude in board shorts man anyway not board shorts I would wear a lifeguard suit like a full three piece three piece yeah three piece suit

no lifeguard suit it's one piece it's a unit hard oh nice yeah I I went back to to that pool in the village where we grew up yeah and I brought my wife as is the style when you're married you bring your wife to things right and I was like oh you're gonna love this snack bar they got Italian ises they've got Andy caps hot fries and they got Luffy Taffy they had Luffy Taffy no Andy caps hat hot fries

and I'll tell you another thing they have back there is dry ice that if you you know throw them a couple of bucks you can or like they're distracted you can take some of the dry ice and do dangerous experiments with it Tom you're feisty this week I'm calling this early every episode every every

sentence I've tried to to say you've interrupted I'm just I'm offering you some tips it happens summertime tips you can buy dry ice at that place explain continue with your proclamation about the proclamation has been made they have wine there now though yeah like instead of like the fun stuff we have when we're kids I mean why it's fun don't get me wrong I don't want to I don't want to like sit

there 95 degree heat and go in a pool and drink a glass of like Pino Grigio well they have like wine spritzers those are refreshing sometimes they had they had beer they only had a peroni I think I had a peroni well

when they went in room huh that's funny when I was there there was alcohol in that place once a year and it was during the fireman's party and we would take

all firemen don't drink alcohol we would we would like systematically take you know some of that and drink it ourselves it was always thinking back I think they just like put a frit like a chest out of like cooler a cooler a nice chest

nice chest not like a treasure chest and ice chest yeah is that what never

called coolers back in 1999 ice chest yeah it's a chest you know it's a regional term yeah I think they

would just leave out for us like Zima and stuff that kids like kids loved Zima because thinking back I

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