Rumpelstiltskin: Worst Negotiator Ever
Good Morning From Hell
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šļø 6 April 2026
ā±ļø 35 minutes
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Summary
Rumpelstiltskin played by Bill Sunderland of "Escape This Podcast".
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Edited by ā Nicholas Newtonā .Ā
Art by ā Andrew Douglasā .
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this |
| 0:09.2 | podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife and I'm joined by, uh, oh, there he is. |
| 0:15.9 | Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Things are bad, Chris. Things are really bad. Go get your mattress. |
| 0:21.6 | My mattress. |
| 0:22.6 | The new mattress I just bought you. |
| 0:23.6 | Okay, yeah. |
| 0:24.6 | This is Clayton. He's the younger brother of Satan. |
| 0:25.6 | Yeah, I got this. |
| 0:26.6 | Go get the mattress. |
| 0:27.6 | It's me. |
| 0:28.6 | It's Clayton and the younger brother of Satan. |
| 0:29.6 | Oh, God. |
| 0:30.6 | Oh, Chris and I run this podcast, and it's about to get shut down. |
| 0:33.6 | What? We're over, Chris. It's over. Did you get the mattress? Yeah, it's right here. |
| 0:38.4 | Why do you need a mattress of needles? Ah! I'm not stabbing you. You know, I'll stab you a couple times. I got to get inside your mattress. It's where I hide all the money. The needles. There's money in there? Okay, hold on, hold on. For the five, so carry the $3,000, carry the two. We got $2.15 since, Chris. |
| 0:54.9 | It's not enough money. |
| 0:55.8 | It's not enough money. |
| 0:56.9 | What do we need money for? |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, it's... So carry the 3,000 carry the two. We got $2.15 since, Chris. |
| 0:54.9 | It's not enough money. |
| 0:55.8 | It's not enough money. What do we need money for? Oh, it's bad, Chris. It's real bad. I owe money to the most evil person in hell. Oh, my. And we're not getting out of this one. Oh, man. Is it your brother? You owe money to your brother? It's family. No, no, Chris, it's worse. |
| 1:10.2 | It's Dick Cheney. |
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