Thank you. Thank you. And why wouldn't you feel that way?

Good evening, everyone. President Trump will install a statue of Christopher Columbus on the White House grounds.

And as you know, the last statue on the White House grounds was installed by the Democrats.

Vice President J.D. Vance revealed he was in a van near Mara Lago when U.S. troops captured Maduro.

Don Lemon was also in a van because he lives in one.

In TV news, co-hosts for The View, Alyssa Farah Griffin has announced she is leaving the show for maternity leave.

Well, that's ironic, leaving right when she's about to gain weight.

In alarming news, Chinese bioweapons labs keep popping up in America.

But thankfully, in most cases, they turn out to be just another Panda Express.

You know, some believe Justice Kintaghi Brown Jackson should recuse herself from immigration cases after applauding anti-ice speeches at the Grammys.

Well, if that's the case, and Judge Amy Coney-Barritt should recuse herself from any cases about Milfs.

150 FBI agents in Georgia carried out a sweeping raid to take down a street gang dealing in

fentanyl, meth, crack, cocaine, and marijuana. In a related story, Larry Cudlow's Super Bowl

party has been postponed. Hospital in Spain has achieved a significant medical breakthrough by bone.

Hospital in Spain has achieved a significant medical breakthrough by performing the world's first face transplant on a woman.

But so far, it looks like her body has rejected it.

Yeah.

Buh. Yeah. And finally, there's been a rule change to the Olympics in the ski jump competition after one team was caught patting the crotch of their ski suits, which gives them an advantage.

And one man has already volunteered to inspect all the crotches.

He's always inserting himself into the stories. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus.

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