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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, get Your Car Keys, reimagining death, and forget they hated you. Comic of the Week: Kaycee Conlee @Kayceefosho We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Oh, hey. Hey. Who are you? I haven't seen you in show the Jackie and Lori show.
0:21.5	Oh, hey.
0:22.1	Hey.
0:23.9	Who are you?
0:25.7	I haven't seen you in like months.
0:26.2	I know.
0:29.1	It feels like decades quite here.
0:32.4	But look, we had so many in the can.
0:33.1	I know.
0:35.4	That was cool for a while.
0:37.2	And then stuff started happening.
0:39.6	And I'm like, I need to talk to Jackie. but i didn't want to talk to you off mike so i didn't talk to you at all as flattering as all
0:45.8	of that falls apart i ignored all your texts and calls like look at the things that are happening
0:52.0	and uh yeah so now and no k Kyle today because he's working for a
0:56.5	living and you okay did you just land I just landed from JFK okay about an hour ago right you got in
1:04.3	from Hong Kong but yeah Bangkok okay and uh last night and then went and did a set because of peer pressure from you.
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