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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, oh, look at what goes on my feet.
0:02.4	Look what goes on my hands and my body.
0:04.8	And look what goes on our head.
0:06.0	And my head.
0:06.8	We got new merch, new socks and shirts. It's been a long time since we've made merch, but we really love this drop. That's why we did it. We waited. We think this design. We got the, so cool. Baseball caps. The t-shirts. We have the thank you t-shirts.
0:01.2	And socks.
0:01.7	And we have socks.
0:02.5	Available right now at bad friendsmerch.com.
0:05.1	You two are bad friends.
0:07.0	Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Look who's here. I know she lives in my house. Does she really? We clean. No,
0:39.4	you don't. Yes, we do. Here's what, so I give her a hundred bucks, right? Yeah. I go, just do this
0:44.4	$100, just do this little small laundry. Yeah. Stays in there for 24 hours in the dryer. Oh my God.
0:52.2	Right? And then I go, you're not going to fold it? She goes, I folded it right away. I know. After I said something, for $100, what do you have to do in the Philippines to make that? Yeah, what do you have to do in the Philippines for $100? That's a lot. Well, you have to be the fastest tree climber in the neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's, as 100 American dollars, how many? That's 5,000 pesos. What can you get for 5,000 pesos in the Philippines? Buy a whole village. Yeah, I know. Property, everything. What can you really buy? Seriously, like, what does 5,000 pesos get you? An iPhone? Instead of pesos like it's fun.'s like iPhone Yeah it's like a hundred thousand
1:29.6	Are your iPhones made out of coconut shells
1:31.5	Yeah
1:32.3	Like how do they get all those components in there
1:35.7	Yeah yeah yeah it's breaking off
1:37.5	Yeah okay wow
1:39.1	But I remember you can buy a lot of clothes
1:41.7	Yeah yeah yeah yeah shoes
1:43.5	But you'd have to work how long to get $500,000 do you think?
1:48.6	I think.
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