Don't Bring a White Girl

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Ready or not.
0:01.7	Coming to PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series XS on July 15th of this year, it's ready or not.
0:09.9	Coming with full crossplay across all platforms, ladies and gentlemen, ready or not, the game is here.
0:14.3	What it is?
0:15.0	I'll tell you what it is.
0:16.0	18 single player or online cooperative missions with up to five players.
0:22.4	Two new missions as part of the Los Sweenio Story's free DLC update.
0:26.3	PC players will have access to the new missions in a free update day and date with console
0:30.8	launch, two DLCs that introduce six additional levels in Darkwater's DLC, the U860 support
0:37.3	helicopter, dozens of options to customize
0:39.7	the player's entire SWAT team, including armor, weapons, apparel, and much more.
0:43.2	If you pre-order the game, what do you get that guy?
0:45.3	I'm going to tell you something.
0:46.0	You pre-order this game.
0:47.2	You pre-order this game?
0:48.2	You're going to get an M3-2A-1 grenade launcher, love.
0:52.1	Yep.
0:52.5	Then you're going to get an MKV pistol, love.
0:55.5	Exactly.
0:55.7	And a 590m shotgun.
0:57.8	These items are going to be updated for free to PC owners of the game.
1:01.6	So ready or not, ready or not is coming to you.
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