0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	When the things that birth the gods were young, they tried their hands at creating reality. After some
0:15.7	trial and error, they started on a second draft, but their first draft of the world,
0:20.9	forgotten in a damp corner of creation, clung to life like mold on bread.
0:29.7	That feral world of wild magic named itself Cordelia.
0:34.3	Okay, thank you.
0:36.3	Okay, you're welcome.
0:37.3	I hope you don't.
0:39.1	Is what you want to do talk about your dad to kids?
0:42.0	Spiders cannot die either.
0:44.0	And the spiders cannot die either.
0:46.0	I mean, well, to be fair, I'm not still sure,
0:49.0	I'm sh- I don't know what's happened.
0:50.0	Are you a virgin?
0:51.0	I would get the hell off of this campus as soon as possible.
0:54.5	To give my bird, I taught him how to speak and now he thinks he's smart in general.
0:59.4	Like me house.
1:00.4	Hi!
1:01.4	Hi, I'm not taking his shit, just pee.
1:04.0	All right, and we're walking.
1:05.6	Does everyone in hell know who we are now?
1:07.4	Uh-oh!
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