This is a HeadGum podcast.

Ah, there you are, traveler.

Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring

you what you so desperately see.

Rood tales of magic. When the things that birthed the gods were young, they tried their hands at creating reality. After some trial and

error, they started on a second draft, but their first draft of the world,

forgotten in a damp corner of creation, clung to life like mold on bread.

That feral world of wild magic named itself Cordelia.

You find yourselves up at the top left corner of Cordelia.

Our story begins in Polaris, a medium-sized city named for the God of going to the bathroom.

Polaris, the God, just a little... for the god of going to the bathroom.

Polaris the god, just a little bit backstory for anyone interested. Polaris is the enemy of his twin sister Natura,

the goddess of just letting piss and shit fall out whenever and wherever.

The two gods are said to be locked in an endless struggle in a separate plane of existence and

they pay little attention to the affairs of mortals.

All right, back to the city of Polaris.

Polaris University was founded during the golden age of the empire

and remains functional to this day.

Originally named Lexicon Matters School for the Brave for its founder Lexicon Matters.

The school was quickly renamed for the city of Polaris after Matters was caught eating his

daughter and refused to apologize saying quote I have done

what no man before me has done I have found in a college am I not entitled to one

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