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Race Wars

Rub Hot Dogs On My Vagina w/Eli Sairs, Von Decarlo, Sue Costello, and Sean Hennessey

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1778 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Eli Sairs, Von Decarlo, Sue Costello, and Sean Hennessey are in the building with Sherrod as we talk about the accusations against Aziz Ansari, sexism, and rubbing hot dogs vaginas. Subscribe to our Patreon for this weeks bonus ep. www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stand-up New York Labs production,

0:04.2

providing you podcast since 2013.

0:13.8

It's what we do, baby.

0:16.8

This is Race Wars.

0:19.8

I have the power.

0:22.0

Yeah.

0:23.2

I'm the field.

0:24.1

With Kurt Medsker.

0:25.0

You're fucking mine, dude.

0:26.3

And Charade Small.

0:27.5

Saddle down, bitch.

0:30.1

Race Wars.

0:31.4

Hey, race wars.

0:32.1

We're back in a building, baby.

0:33.3

Back in the beeswax.

0:36.0

Sherrod, of course.

0:36.6

I'm here.

0:37.2

Working.

0:37.8

Always working. Always working.

0:40.7

Are you saying he's not working?

0:41.9

Yeah, Kurt's not here.

0:42.7

Kurt somewhere, doing it up with Jews on the East Coast.

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