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Morning boys. Morning. Morning.

I didn't like that. It was a bit me going out to meet the away-to-tabloid scrum.

I'm pretty scared of morning boys.

Yeah, it was really. Yeah, exactly.

But still looking great at about 7am. Showing him what he's missing.

Oh, God, of course. I thought they always do.

Oh, man, show him what he's missing.

I was never headlines in newspapers. We've seen those, Pierre.

So it'd be a woman. If a couple of just split-hop or celebrity couple,

you'll get a bit like Cheryl shows Ashley Cole what he's missing.

So we're turning a sort of bikini top and jeans and jeans.

So that's what he's missing. Not a personality or any,

but just intimate relationship shared experiences.

Just her abdomen and these specific clothes.

And that sort of metastasized into the revenge board concept.

Oh, yeah. That's how I haven't read the phrase by like the revenge board.

I bet you do. Yeah, but I don't like the thought of how much work it would take.

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