This is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio with Emily Dean and Pierre Navelli.

Now it says this in block capitals on my piece of instruction paper.

We are not live, do not text.

We're pre-recording this show, so don't text us, you'll be wasting your money.

Well, it was on Twitter and Instagram, however, at Frank on the radio.

Furthermore, email via Frank at absoluteradio.co.uk.

That's the housekeeping out the way.

I know the way it was done.

It was sort of very to the point, don't text us, you'll be wasting your money.

I don't think so.

I think it's...you don't hear furthermore enough.

No.

No, I was talking about, I suggested.

You know I do a poetry podcast, and if you're aware of that.

And I suggested that sometimes you read a poem more and you think more stuff

and find more stuff in it.

I was on about a spin-off series called Furthermore,

which I talked about my extra bits.

We could do it with this, but it wouldn't work.

All right, crowds a bit garby today.

Listen, I know this isn't a book club,

but my partner, Kath, is currently reading...

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