Hello, hello, and welcome back to another episode of fluently forward solo episode edition

and a little bit nasally, I've been working my way through a sickness this week.

So sad when you're a podcaster, it really attacks the money maker, which as I found out this week,

is the nose and the throat. So this week we are going to be diving in to the royals. Are you sick of

them yet? By this time this comes out on Monday, you probably will be and it will have dropped too late,

but I think this episode can offer you something interesting because we're going to be talking about

two things that I really haven't been seen a lot of people talk about and it's the two things that

I am most interested in. Number one, gossip. Okay, I'm interested in the dirty gossip. I want to know

who's touching who's genitals. I want to know who's smoking what drugs. And yes, Prince Harry has

talked about that in his book a little bit, but I want to know what's going on with William and Kate.

I want to know what's going on with Harry and Meghan that he didn't put in his memoir. Okay,

and the blind items are going to reveal some of that to us. So it's kind of like a part two of

the spare book. And the second part of this episode, which has me fully engulfed and enraged

in flames that people are not talking about this more, is Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein,

and his relation to the royals. You know me, and you excuse to talk about Jeffrey Epstein,

I'm going to jump on it repeatedly like a bounce house. So that's what we're going to be talking

about, because let me tell you, I knew that Prince Andrew was a allegedly, ah, screw that,

I'll stand behind it. He is a dirty little rascal, fucker who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein,

angling Maxwell for years. But in doing the research for this episode, it's just, oh god, like I

thought I hated him before I did the research. And now I really want to ring his neck allegedly.

And that's not a threat. That's just a goal of 2023 resolution. Okay, so if anyone is listening

not a threat, just a resolution. Now, before I get into this, I will say a lot of people told me not

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