Hello, hello, and welcome back to another episode of fluently forward mini episode edition,

whether you are listening on the podcast, or if you are watching on YouTube,

yes, we're starting to do Wednesday mini episodes that are also on YouTube for visual effect,

because today we are talking about Prince Harry, his blind item since his memoir is coming out,

and I just want to show a little visual, you know, effects to go with some of these blind items.

Some of them are about his hair plugs. Maybe I want to show you pictures of his hair,

stuff like that. Now I am a little bit trepidacious to even talk about this because Prince Harry and

Meghan Markle are like the Johnny Depp Amber herd of the internet where there are two sides who

froth at the mouth when you talk about either of these people, and I just have to say if you froth

at the mouth on either side, I'm judging you a little bit, and I think it does go hand in hand. If you

think that Meghan Markle is Satan reincarnated, you have an issue, but then there are also people

who in response to the psychos out there calling Meghan Markle like this basically conniving

mastermind who's like risen up from the crypts to take over the royal family, right? In response

to that, you have a bunch of people who are basically saying Meghan Markle is the most talented,

ambitious, creative, thoughtful, generous woman to have ever walked the planet, and then I think

that's kind of a disservice to all of the people out there who are doing huge amounts of philanthropy

or actually fulfilling their million dollar Spotify contracts that they were given. So what do I

think about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? The same thing I think about all celebrities. I think

that they're a little bit pansexual. I think that they've probably done drugs, and I think that they

are shades of gray like we all are. So nobody's perfectly good, nobody's perfectly evil. Let's get

into Prince Harry's blind items because I'm just here for the gossip, right? So his memoir is

officially out now, and there have been so many different excerpts that have been leaked,

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