Roxanne

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hold on to your noses, Junkions! Brian and Cargill put their respective appendages to the grindstone and pull the romance film hat trick as they discuss 1987's Roxanne from behind the bushes.

The great Steve Martin breaks his own mold as he dabbles in adapting classic French theater and bringing us his own brilliant take on Cyrano de Bergerac! The movie is witty, packed with fantastic character actors, and a great lesson on owning who you are.

In addition to pitching woo at Roxanne, the guys also discuss Brian's inability to say certain words, obscure Indiana restaurants, and why the remake should star...Eminem?

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0:00.0	So Roxanne puts on the red light.
0:02.3	Doesn't have to, though.
0:03.2	Doesn't have to.
0:04.3	But Suzanne is all that I wanted in a girl?
0:07.5	Yes.
0:08.0	Okay.
0:08.3	That is exactly what it is.
0:09.3	I'm glad I didn't.
0:09.9	But Suzanne turned out to be a monkey.
0:11.4	So, you know, what do you get?
0:12.3	Oh, QJ Ensilum up.
0:15.1	This is junk food cinema.
0:28.4	Yeah. Hi, this is Dick Miller.
0:33.5	You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.
0:50.3	Who are these guys? Welcome everyone to a particularly wordy episode of junk food cinema right here on filmscorejects.com.
0:56.0	One might say verbose.
0:58.0	Verboose, loquacious.
1:00.4	Ooh.
1:01.0	All of the other synonyms that I learned from John Cusack and Conair.
1:04.7	You know, all of those.
1:06.9	Hey, I'm Brian.
1:08.2	He is Cargill.
	...

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