Ross Patterson's Summer DixMixtape 2017!!!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 18 July 2017

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Ross is back with a new summer anthem "Zima's and Jolly's" as well as medley of hits that he has written with Steel Panther, for Helen Keller Vs Nightwolves, Poolboy and Range 15! This is my thank you to the supporters for listening to the show 3 days a week! Turn it up. Follow Ross Patterson on Facebook here:https://www.facebook.com/rosspattersonofficial/ Follow Ross Patterson on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Welcome to Ross Patterson 2017 Summer Dix Mix.
0:06.0	Who's got a Bono! 2008 they took the greatest mock beverage off the shells smashed up all the bottles.
0:26.0	But now, for a limited time,
0:29.0	Seamus back, baby. Yeah, let's make that shit permanent. Let's go.
0:35.0	What my seamas and jollies?
0:40.0	Who get my seamas and jollies. Go get my zemas and jollie. I want my seemas. Why my seemas with jollies?
0:49.0	Smoking all day so it not a drink clearly. Got cotton m mouth so I keep a seaman near me
0:54.3	in summertime so grab a six and some jollies. I might grab a Becky and some
0:59.2	Somali. I'm about to hit the beach up and I'm gonna get lit. I got a fool yeti and a girl up on my dick
1:05.0	squeezing off these wrappers like I'm squeezing on a trigger. Once the rain she drops
1:08.8	to see her eyes getting bigger, a little combination, it's about to get busy. Shake it back and forth and I's about to get busy.
1:13.0	Shake it back and forth and I'm about to get busy.
1:16.0	Two or three of them makes the white girls get dizzy.
1:19.0	D'N Kospi.
1:20.0	D'Sma got me rapping like I'm gee.
1:22.0	I want my demons and jollies. Give me my zymas and jollies. I want my
1:29.6	name as I don't want my zymas without me giddy bigity bowl game so tight I need a motherfucking playoff
1:35.0	Chees to Miller course for taking Zema out the layoff.
1:37.0	I'm a single man using Tender to survive
1:40.0	And I need this mall beverage to help me slide between them die.
1:43.0	I'm drinking this shit since before I've been vapid and I'm rocking this rompal like a serpne
1:47.7	a man like me makes you question your sexuality.
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