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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 70 - Jabes Against The Machine

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss Jeff Bezos doing steroids, Michael Jackson's "lost" album, Ross working as a waiter at the Emmy's, and stay tuned after the show for Ross' summertime anthem song "Zimas and Jolly's" Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

0:07.0

Patterson Revolution! Evolution! Yeah, oh I'm sorry is this on. Oh, is this on? Oh, oh, wait. Oh, oh wait, oh, oh, so we're on, we're on right now.

0:33.6

Yeah, are we recording? Oh, yes, we are on hot.

0:37.0

We got a hot mic. We got a hot mic.

0:40.0

We got a hot show too, James Against the Machine.

0:44.0

They can't see it, but you're leaning against your computer real strong.

0:47.4

Jabs against the Machine.

0:50.9

We got a, why do we have a hot show you might ask I got a new hot song out. It's called Zemas and jollies. Oh, I thought it was because it's 500 degrees. Oh, that too.

1:03.0

Oh, okay.

1:04.0

But the song is dropping at the end of this episode.

1:07.0

Bem-pem-pem-pem-pem-pem!

1:09.0

We're hamhorning that shit.

1:11.0

We're going live.

1:12.0

We're getting wet. The the videos out on Tuesday or

1:16.2

Wednesday depends on Scru's day yeah it does yeah

1:22.0

oh moo does. Yeah. Yeah. Oh boy.

1:25.0

Oh boy.

1:27.0

A woman of a thousand sound effects.

1:31.0

Woman of a thousand song.

1:34.0

We the best!

1:35.0

I'm having a Zema.

1:36.0

It is late.

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