Season's greetings. Welcome to Ono Ross and Carrie, the show where we don't just report

on fringe science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves.

Yep, when they make the claims, we show up so you don't have to. I'm Carrie Poppy.

And I'm Ross Blotcher. And in this episode, I'll tell you all about my shitty experience

with colonic irrigation. And I'll tell you about my gut-wrenching story of my master

cleanse. But first, we have to thank our official sponsors for this episode. Jason and

Jagger White. Woo! Jason and Jagger, thank you so much. They actually paid for this whole

investigation. Yeah, Jason offered this a long time ago. He said, all right, if you ever

get your colon cleaned out, I want to pay for it. If you wanted sponsor. Now, that's not

to say that all the sponsors who helped us out this month weren't helping because there

are a lot of fees associated with just putting out a podcast. Yes. But the strict investigation

part of this show is brought to you by Jason and Jagger's. Yes, thank you. So, Ross,

the first thing that I need to do is eat the salad. Do you want to tell our listeners

why while I chew into the phone? Well, how long has it been since you've eaten?

Four days. It's been four days. It's been four days. I broke down and ate, but I ended

up throwing it up. Right. Okay. So, it doesn't really count. All right. All right. You're

going to need. No. Okay. Carrie is very contentedly eating a salad. It has beans in it.

Oh, for all of them. Yeah. It's really good. All right. Don't throw it up. Are you going

to be able to keep this down? Are those, are those crazins? Or are those, yeah. Oh, fantastic.

Fantastic. Yeah. We call them crazins. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we do.

Really? Baby greens. This is some guardian fake chicken. Oh, there you go. Okay.

Some flour seeds, some crumbled tofu, and some dressing, some balsamic vinegar. It's really good.

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