Ross and Carrie Ask Astrologers: What's Your Sign?

Oh No, Ross and Carrie

Ross and Carrie

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4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This month, Leo and Cancer align to investigate the ancient practice of astrology and learn the function of a conjunction. With their star charts decoded, Carrie visits an astrologer to the stars while Ross looks for love in all the wrong places.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Oh No Ross and Carried The Show, where we don't just yammer on about
0:13.3	fringe science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal, but show up ourselves.
0:17.1	Yep, when they make the claims we show up so you don't have to, I'm Carrey Poppy.
0:21.2	And I'm Ross Blacher, and in this episode, we will take you into the Star Cross world
0:25.6	of astrology.
0:26.6	Astronomy, right?
0:27.6	No, astrology.
0:28.6	Wait, I ape taxonomy?
0:30.6	No, no, no.
0:31.6	Astrolopithecus.
0:32.6	You wish.
0:33.6	Well, for those of us who have been living under a rock in the Burgess Shale and never heard
0:37.2	of astrology, what is it?
0:38.8	Well, astrology covers many belief systems with one central theme, that our actions, personalities,
0:44.1	and life events are shaped, influenced, and destined by the stars.
0:48.1	No, so like, which stars?
0:51.3	Like David Brent?
0:52.8	He doesn't go back that far.
0:54.2	No, I'm talking about the stars in the sky.
0:56.4	I know we live in Los Angeles, so we don't get to see them too often.
0:59.6	We see the other stars more.
1:01.6	Okay, okay, okay.
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