Rosebud Baker
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2021
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Craig and Rosebud talk about ageism, airports, and Tom Cruise's head.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stop! |
| 0:02.0 | Police! |
| 0:03.0 | Oh shit. |
| 0:04.0 | We have a number 6-0 in progress in close of each. |
| 0:08.0 | Subject is 25 and appears to the shit has been. |
| 0:11.0 | Get back here! |
| 0:14.0 | Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan. |
| 0:19.0 | That's me. I've been like a dog It's Community Service with Greg Conan. |
| 0:22.7 | That's me. |
| 0:25.7 | I vape in like a doctor's office. |
| 0:28.0 | I'll vape in a cathedral. |
| 0:31.5 | Andy took me to midnight mass. |
| 0:32.2 | I don't know why. |
| 0:35.7 | He's not like religious, but he likes the thing. |
| 0:36.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.2 | And... He likes depression? |
| 0:38.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.9 | Midnight mass. |
| 0:40.9 | Midnight mass. |
| 0:41.4 | You're going to get more depressed. |
| 0:43.1 | Can I skip the headphones? |
| 0:44.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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