Butter on Everything

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about high cholesterol, hanging with cops, and Kanye. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Africa by Toto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh shit!
0:02.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in close of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears some shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:14.0	Oh, me is right here. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:27.3	Me fix my lips. Hey, everybody. How are you? You got to put that in. I put my chapstick on.
0:33.2	First of all, community service podcast listeners, you have been showing up to my shows.
0:38.2	I fucking love you.
0:40.1	And God bless you.
0:42.2	I know I turned into a holy rhoda.
0:44.2	What happened?
0:45.3	This year happened.
0:46.4	That's what happened.
0:48.8	Thank you so much for coming to my shows.
0:50.9	That shit's been lit.
0:51.9	Let me plug the upcoming dates.
0:57.0	October 1st, Palm Springs, California. That's a Friday. Friday, Saturday, October 8th, and 9th. Austin, Texas,
1:05.9	baby, followed by October 10th, Dallas, and then October 14th, 17th, St. Louis, October 22, Brea Improv, baby.
1:15.3	All tickets at Craig Cohnett.com.
1:17.8	Come get these jokes.
1:19.1	I got a ton of shows in L.A. these next two weeks.
1:22.7	They'll be all up in my stories.
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