Roseanne | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Roseanne Barr on whether jokes can save humanity, how Joe Rogan’s doctor helped Roseanne, what Roseanne’s kids won’t forgive her for, the time Roseanne and Bill got into a battle at the Playboy mansion, how the Pharaohs were inbred, Roseanne’s wild pig infestation in Hawaii, the comedians who were the greatest at speaking their mind, Bill and Roseanne do George and Gracie, Roseanne’s pyramid of power, the beauty of kaballah, Roseanne’s accident when she was young and the meaning of singleton and multiple personalities, and breaking down the Bible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max. Christmas is great, but there's loads of ways to make it better.
0:08.0	Like sneaking some chili into the gravy for some extra oint.
0:12.0	Or building a playlist that will even get your
0:14.8	none up on the table. Or just cracking open an ice cold Pepsi Max.
0:20.1	Christmas. Better with Pepsi Max.
0:27.0	How many trees do you have?
0:29.0	5,000.
0:30.0	How many people does it take to 10 to 5,000 treat?
0:33.6	Well, see, that's the problem.
0:35.1	You want to always pick a fight.
0:39.6	Because they tried to destroy me, Phil. You're talking about the network? Yeah. Hey!
0:48.0	Ha ha! Look at you. You look like a southern bell. I do. I live in Texas. I think you lived in Hawaii. I do. I live in both. Excuse me. One blue, one red.
1:03.0	Right.
1:04.0	One foot in each, bitches.
1:05.0	I don't know.
1:08.0	I see you're all warmed up.
1:10.0	I am.
1:11.0	I'm ready for you, but you ain't ready for me that is has always been true well I mean I love you I love you too because you're did we start yeah
1:20.7	we're all we're on the air. Well, I would hardly call it the air.
1:25.0	Whatever. But we're on broadcasting? You don't know that. It doesn't matter.
1:30.0	The point of this show is that is exact the conversation that we would have if we weren't on the air and it will be
1:37.0	But we are and that's the one of the greatest things about you is that unlike most people in this world.
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