Lance Armstrong | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Bill and Lance Armstrong: Lance explains why he never tested positive for drugs, Bill’s public defense of Lance, Lance’s scolding by Oprah, canceling American heroes, the time Bill stood up for Lance, the glory of a colonoscopy, why riding a bike is miserable, the feeling of winning the Tour de France, nepo babies in sports, how Lance wasn’t good at any sport with a ball, the genius of Snoop Dogg, the evolution of Austin, Lance’s friendship with W, Bill and Lance pitch on dog names, and Lance’s work to find a cure for cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook are better together.
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0:11.5	recent chrome tabs across both devices.
0:14.0	The new Galaxy Z Flip5 and Chromebook, better together.
0:18.0	Available on Sky Mobile.
0:20.0	Bluetooth and internet connection required.
0:22.0	You must be signed into the same Google account on both your phone and Chromebook.
0:27.0	When they told me that you were booked, I was like, that is so cool.
0:30.0	We got Lance Armstrong to come here. the first man on the moon.
0:33.6	Exactly.
0:34.2	I never really got a big rush out of winning the Tour de France.
0:39.8	Oh, come on.
0:41.0	What I got a rush out of was trying to win the tour to fire.
0:44.3	Muleking, muleking, oh, hail?
0:48.9	Hail?
0:50.0	What's that mean? What are you from Texas?
0:54.0	Hell, it means healthy.
0:56.0	Oh, healthy, yeah, I feel healthy.
0:58.0	You look it.
0:59.0	Yeah, you look, how old are you now?
1:01.0	52.
1:02.0	Do you remember when you came to my show in Austin? How old are you now? 52.
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