Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

So this is what's happening in my life, Jordan. You know, I drive this Volvo station wagon.

Mm-hmm. Great family car.

Yeah, I've seen it. Beautiful. Beautiful machine.

I'm going to have to take it down to the gas station and I hate to do this because I had this car.

So it's six, six years, seven years, something like that.

Oh, yeah, Volvo. You can drive them forever.

Says people who own Volvos to me.

And like normally, of course, normally I could,

except that I have to take it down to the gas station and douse it in gasoline and light it on fire.

Which I hate to do. No, no, no.

The last thing I wanted to do is waste such a great car.

Yeah, it seems like you probably get another six years out of that thing.

Apparently, Volvos, you can drive them forever.

I mean, obviously there's other things I could do. I could like tie a brick to the gas pedal and then

like take it to a lake. So you're like looking for ways to destroy the car.

Yeah, because rather than like, you know, sell it or donate it to your local public radio station,

cars for kids. Have you heard the song? It's not. I'm hearing it right now.

Thanks to you saying those words.

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