Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy Detective. How are you doing, Jordan? Beautiful winter day here in the

great city of Los Angeles. Mm-hmm. I got a layer on and I'm having fun.

We love to layer. I'm wearing a wool blend shirt, Jordan, like a king, a cozy king.

Jesse, this is there's something really exciting I've been wanting to talk about.

Not just that you're a cozy king. This is a big announcement. Or Jordan, I don't mean to jump

the gun on this. I've been anticipating this. I think you got a son.

Well, maybe, maybe. I may have... Okay, let's start from the beginning. I don't want to get people

to worked up. I don't want to promise more than we can deliver. They know you've been working on that.

Yeah, I'm working on it. I got to get a son. These are things we say on the show from time to time

for some reason. Don't remember why. Hard to say. And for a while, we've been friends

for a long time and 20 plus years. I admire you in a lot of ways. You're an impressive guy,

a smart guy. You've achieved so much. But frankly, I was wondering if you were fit to parent.

Right. Well, first of all, I want to say that I admire you too. Thank you. Maybe the funniest guy

I've ever known cut it out. You're a great swimmer, like a dolphin. Well, porpoise, but thank you.

Thank you for upgrading me to dolphin. I am just a lowly porpoise. That has something to do with

blowholes or... Teeth, maybe, tooth size. Sure. Porpoises have bigger teeth, I think, anyway.

You can really filter krill. I'm thinking of Baileen Wales now.

No, please. I may be a porpoise, but I'm not a filthy Baileen whale.

The point is this. We've been friends for a long time, but you have concerns about my parenting,

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