Roommate’s Leftovers turn into THOUSANDS of Maggots... So I BURN THEM ALIVE & INSTANTLY REGRET IT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 28 November 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Roommate's leftovers turn into thousands of maggots, so I burn them alive and instantly |
| 0:06.5 | regret it. |
| 0:07.5 | Here's what happened. |
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| 0:14.0 | This happened two years ago, and this story tale begins with me living in a student house, |
| 0:19.4 | as you may suspect. We had a food bin for disposing |
| 0:22.9 | of any food waste that was covered in thumbnail-sized holes for ventilation. It came with degradable |
| 0:28.8 | bags, which were a bit too good at their job, though, and after them bursting several times |
| 0:34.4 | while we were emptying the bin, we decided to stop using the bin altogether, |
| 0:38.3 | to save the hassle of cleaning three days of rotten food off the floor again. |
| 0:42.3 | We put the bin outside our kitchen in a small yard on the kitchen window sill, and forgot about it. |
| 0:48.3 | All except one of us. |
| 0:50.3 | One of my housemates, who we'll call Alfie, decided it was a waste to stop using |
| 0:56.0 | the food bin, and so he continued to put food in it every day, unbeknownst to the rest of us. Eventually, |
| 1:03.5 | he fills the bin, but then conveniently, he forgets about it too. Four months later, I arrived home one day after university with a different |
| 1:13.6 | housemate. We'll call him Miles, only to find that the suspicious background smell that had been |
| 1:19.3 | creeping around our kitchen and living area for the last few weeks had now become a full frontal |
| 1:24.7 | assault on the nose. Miles and I searched the kitchen up and down to no |
| 1:29.0 | avail and decided to get rid of all the rubbish and suspicious looking food around the kitchen |
| 1:34.3 | to see if it would help. After filling two bin bags, Miles went to throw them in the alley |
| 1:39.6 | out back, and after opening the door, we quickly discovered where the smell was coming from, the |
| 1:45.8 | unused food bin. |
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