A crazy entitled Karen follows me around town for over an hour, claiming that I tried to have

my dog bite her and that she was going to have me arrested for my dog going to the bathroom

on her property.

And I've honestly never met anybody this insane in my life.

Here's what happened.

So last night at around 10 o'clock p.m., I was taking my dog for a walk through the

neighborhood. We don't have a

yard, so we have to walk her three times a day so she can do her business. I always pick up after her,

and people usually give a friendly wave when they see us. That is, until tonight. My dog starts doing

her duty at the edge of someone's yard while I stand on the street holding the leash. I'm starting to pull out my doggy bag. When this lady

comes running up and starts yelling at me, she says to me, do not let your dog poop right here.

Now, I was surprised and weirded out, but I told her, don't worry, I'm going to pick it up. Well, she

keeps yelling as she gets closer. No, don't let your dog poop on my property. My window is open and I don't want to

smell it. Control your dog and make your dog stop right now. Now my dog was mid-business

meeting, if you know what I mean? So I explained that dogs don't work that way. I told her

that I can't stop her from pooping, but I will pick it up when she's done. Now, at this point,

it's pretty clear the lady's not listening to

me and just keeps getting closer to us, yelling about dog poop or something like that. Well, my dog

starts growling at her. So I warn her by saying, please don't get close to my dog. She does bite.

Then the lady says to me, okay, I'm calling the cops. They're going to arrest you. I say to her, that's fine. And I ask her to

please go in her house and call the cops. She tries to enter her house, but it seems whoever she

lives with has locked her out of the house. And it makes me think, man, I wonder why. She then

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