Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith.

With me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget.

So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast. William and I will of course trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely great big male sacks.

William, how's your week been since we spoke yesterday?

Yes, it's been very good, thank you. And the next time I see you, you're going to be looking expensively bronzed, aren't you?

Well, I hope so.

Because you're off on holiday.

I am.

Now, as you know, you have commented that I only go on holiday to places beginning with F.

So I'm off to Fuerreventura. Not Frigg. Not Frick. No, it's too cold to get a Frig now. Oh, okay. It is November at time of recording. So, no, I wouldn't risk Frig in November. You can have nice weather, but... So is Fretta Ventura... Sorry,, where? Fretta Ventura, I've sobered up since yesterday. Is that lower down? It's one of the Canary Islands, William. Oh, yes. It's off the coast of Africa. So it's in a very different part of... Did you not know, have you ever been to the Canaries? I can't see you in the

Canaries, to be honest. No. No. The Canary Islands are an interesting mix, really. Oh, really?

Hmm. So where I'm going in Fuerto Ventura. Which island is that? Or is that? That is the island.

That is an island. I thought it was a city. No, Fuertaventure is an island.

Oh, right.

And it's very volcanic and desert-like.

Okay.

But beautiful beaches.

Lovely.

Stunning.

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