Please have a seat, everybody, your two-time welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world to the late show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. Folks, the big story. Listen to that. Listen to that.

I just want to go out into the audience and hug all of you.

I was hoping the feeling was mutual, but evidently not.

Big story today is all about tomorrow, because yesterday, five states held primaries, and I'll tell you all about that tonight.

Most alarming about the elections is that many of the big winners include election deniers backed by the former president.

Apparently, the majority of Republican voters don't trust voting.

So after they cast their ballots, they got multiple stickers.

I voted, or did I stop the sticker?

Now, when it comes to election denial, a lot of Republicans just talk the talkie.

If you want someone who walks the walkie, look no further than Arizona, Republican,

gubernatorial candidate, and mom who's going to lead this PTA meeting in song.

Harry Lake. Lake's race against Karen Taylor-Robson is currently too close to call,

but that did not stop Lake from calling it last night.

Can you believe it? I got the numbers here. We have barely any votes counted.

We won today seven out of ten election day votes.

Do you know that? That is massive.

And those votes are not counted yet.

There is no path to victory for my opponent, and we won this race. Period.

I'm sorry. What's happening?

She said the votes were barely counted. Then she said she was winning seven out of ten.

Then she said the votes were not counted yet.

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