Ron Funches

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ron Funches feels grateful and excited to be Conan O’Brien’s friend. Ron and Conan sit down this week to talk about idolizing Dwayne Johnson, losing weight, having a deceptive voice, and the best place to get their toes done. Plus, Conan and Sona reveal the results of the Christmas puppy drawing contest. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode is sponsored by Campaign Monitor (www.campaignmonitor.com/CONAN), Palm (www.palm.com), Fracture (www.fractureme.com/CONAN), Robinhood (CONAN.Robinhood.com), Stitch Fix (www.stitchfix.com/CONAN), HotelTonight (www.hoteltonight.com), and ButcherBox (www.butcherbox.com/CONAN).

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0:00.0	Hi!
0:02.0	Hi, my name is Ron Funches.
0:07.0	And I feel grateful and excited about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:15.0	I've always wanted to be.
0:17.0	Fall is here, here and now, back to school.
0:23.0	Ring the bell, bend issues, walkin' loose, climb the fence.
0:28.0	Books and pens, I can tell you that we are gonna be friends.
0:35.0	I can tell you that we are gonna be friends.
0:38.0	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend.
0:41.0	This is the show where I use basically a podcast to meet people, see if they'll be my friend,
0:47.0	or talk to friends and wonder why we're not better friends.
0:51.0	It's a scam, really.
0:53.0	One that seems to be working, I'm here with my trusty assistant Sonoma of Sessia and Hey Sonoma.
0:58.0	Hi!
0:59.0	You think I'm a pretty cool guy, right?
1:01.0	And my producer, Matt Gourley.
1:04.0	Hi.
1:05.0	Thank you, Matt.
1:07.0	You were the glue that holds this thing together.
1:09.0	Oh, try it.
1:10.0	Yeah, you really are.
1:11.0	You were the gums.
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