Ron Babcock / Matt Ingebretson
Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2014
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
| 0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts, |
| 0:04.8 | grew all the planets in place, |
| 0:06.2 | there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus, |
| 0:09.2 | but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:15.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:19.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:22.0 | We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses |
| 0:26.3 | hello hello welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa |
| 0:30.4 | Thank you for listening to our show. What a show it's going to be. |
| 0:35.0 | What a show. |
| 0:36.0 | Um, shit show. We're recording two episodes today. |
| 0:39.0 | Should I let you behind the veil like that? |
| 0:41.0 | Show how the sausage gets made. |
| 0:43.6 | Yeah, ew. |
| 0:48.0 | I've been eating a lot of hot dogs lately, I'm sorry. |
| 0:50.1 | Oh, have you really? |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, today I took one out of the fridge |
| 0:52.4 | and I smelled it like a cigar. |
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