Romancing The Stone - Mudslides, Middle Initials & a Mousy Virgin

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

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4.9 • 762 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

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It’s been a while since we’ve done a good old fashioned 80’s flick…Romancing The Stone, come on down! The Kathleen Turner/Michael Douglas classic gets put under the microscope this week and Erika and Paul wonder about the lives of romance novelists, wheeled luggage, and vague men, all of which are crucial to this adventure comedy!
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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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0:00.0	You know what it irritates me?
0:01.6	Everything?
0:03.2	Outside of that.
0:06.0	Which is correct. You can't leave a door open like that for me. I will come crashing to do it. You will coolade man your way through that door. I'm literally going to make the same joke. Yeah, I will coolade my ass through the door. Okay, I'm sorry. What annoys you, my friend? When I am fanning myself and someone's like, you know, that actually just makes you hotter.
0:04.2	Oh, no.
0:05.1	I mean. Who says that? Annoying people. Who dare speaks to you in public? I'm guessing this is someone on the subway. Yeah. Yeah. Don't talk to people on the subway. Yeah. I don't care what your thoughts are. Unless the person is actively on fire.
0:39.9	And you have to pee so you can help in that situation. Then be like, excuse me, would you like half my bottle of water? And even then I probably will say no. Yeah. Someone on the subway was like, you know, that just makes you feel hotter. Yeah. It's like, you know, celery has no calories because you burn more calories chewing it than it actually...
0:37.1	It's like, oh, you're actually making yourself hotter because you're exerting effort. And I'm like, you know what, but I feel cooler. Also, you know what's really making me feel hot? My burning hatred for you. The fiery hatred of a thousand sons that burns in my soul for you. You know what makes me hot having to talk to people? So shut the fuck up. I thought odd ones was to be annoyed by everybody. You're the nice one. I am the nice one, but not on the subway. Not in the subway. Do you even look at me sideways on the subway? I will shank you. Deflector shields are up.
1:29.5	Tannons are ready.
1:32.2	Yes, Subway Erica is not Street Erica.
1:33.4	Street Erica is friendly.
1:34.3	She'll say good morning.
1:36.7	Subway Erica will fucking hurt a bitch. Yeah, yeah.
1:37.3	Yeah. Hey, I'm Paul.
1:51.8	And this is That Aged Well.
1:53.9	Yesterday is Pop Culture Today.
1:56.0	Erica, we are deep within the Summer of Love.
2:00.4	Yes.
2:00.8	I am out of my COVID era. Yes, we're in the same room. If you give me COVID, I will hurt you. Yeah, there will be consequences. There will be consequences. If I am accidentally still contagious, I'm not. It's been three weeks. I think you're fine. If I'm still contagious, I have much deeper problems that I should be addressing.
2:21.7	You're actually like an incubus for the new strains of COVID.
2:23.1	That line from Devil Where is Prada.
2:23.9	That is about me.
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