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That Aged Well
That Aged Well Podcast
4.9 • 762 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2023
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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| 0:00.0 | I went to the dermatologist the other week had an appointment, and I got this confirmation text message that was like, get ready and get excited. Soon you're going to be going to the dermatologist. And I'm like, I'm going for a cancer screening. Like, this is inappropriate. Why are you this excited about it? And then afterwards, it's like, we're going to send you the bill for the services to which you have availed yourself and I'm like okay just day old yourself everybody everybody needs to |
| 0:26.4 | take a breath I'm not that excited about the dermatologist or the dentist or anything that I'm going to |
| 0:31.3 | just a simple simple yes or no will suffice do you know the first text I get every year on my birthday is from my cardiologist? |
| 0:43.2 | I'm going to make it my goal to beat your cardiologist this year. I'm texting you at midnight. |
| 0:47.7 | Oh, God damn. That means I have to be up at midnight. |
| 0:49.4 | I, I, because it's an automated thing. And it's like my cardiologist is like, |
| 0:53.9 | happy birthday. Welcome to one more year of life. And I'm like, I've never felt older in my goddamn life than like checking my texts first thing in the morning. When your chiropractor doesn't see you in a few months and they just do a wellness check on you? Are you okay? I'm like, yes, I'm fine. Are you at the bottom of a well? Do you need us to come and get you? |
| 1:25.3 | Hey, I'm Paul. |
| 1:27.1 | And I'm Erica. And this is That Aged Well. |
| 1:29.1 | Yesterday's pop culture today. |
| 1:31.4 | It's the summer of love, Erica. |
| 1:33.2 | All you need is love. |
| 1:35.8 | Dun, da-da-da-da-da. |
| 1:37.8 | All you need is love. |
| 1:40.1 | Well, you also need patrons, which we have. |
| 1:42.5 | Which, because now that I sang two lines of a Beatles song, we owe them $40 million. |
| 1:48.1 | So all patrons go grab a buddy and make them sign up to because we owe money. |
| 1:52.4 | Yeah, Paul McCartney is coming to collect. |
| 1:55.2 | Yeah, yeah, it's very upsetting. |
| 1:57.6 | But you need patrons, and you also need five-star Apple podcast reviews, which we do have, |
| 2:03.2 | Erica. Shall I read this one? Sure thing. Okay. This review is from Cupcake. Yay. I love it. |
| 2:08.7 | I like cupcakes. Don't get me wrong. Don't get, I don't want anything that I'm about to say to be |
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