Roe v. Wade, Souls, Getting Fired

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Sarah Silverman weighs in on the Supreme Court Roe v. Wade leak. Hear her pitch for an out-of-town excursion fund. And, why she believes it’s a war on the poor. It’s bananas. She then takes calls offering advice on dealing with inappropriate bosses, exes, and a forgetful therapist. She also shares stories about the many times she’s been fired. One caller wants to know: does she take her cereal with hot or cold milk? And, Sarah and Rory share a lot, but this one thing may surprise you! You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: Show your skin you care with the Athena Club Razor Kit! Sign up today and you’ll get 20% off your first order! Just go to https://www.AthenaClub.com and use promo code silverman. Visit https://www.HelixSleep.com/Sarah, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. Listeners can get $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to https://www.magicspoon.com/SARAH to grab a custom bundle of cereal! And be sure to use our promo code SARAH at checkout to save $5 off your order! Curology is game-changing custom skincare, made for you by a dermatology provider. Visit https://www.Curology.com/SARAH to start your free* 30-day trial. Just pay $5 for shipping and handling. Follow Sarah on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesilverman and on Twitter at https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey, I want to see, hey, hey, yeah, fuck up.
0:13.0	Hey, hey everyone, it's your old pal, Sarah, and I'm in a, I'm in an apartment, I'm staying
0:22.7	in in New York while I work on the bed wetter musical, and I woke up this morning and just
0:31.6	needed to set up a little makeshift podcast situation to talk about the Judge Alito's
0:43.8	wacky new pitch overturned Rovey Wade that we all knew was coming, right?
0:47.2	I mean, I can't believe it, and I totally can believe it.
0:53.3	Susan Collins must be shocked because, you know, she promised us all that, that approving
1:01.3	Brett Kavanaugh would, he would never, you know, but yeah, no, we knew that was bullshit.
1:06.7	I really hold both of these feelings where I just totally believe it, and I can't fucking
1:12.7	believe it.
1:14.7	We already have Texas, I was just in Texas, where abortion is illegal.
1:21.9	I mean, unless you somehow can detect a pregnancy under six weeks, which is extremely rare.
1:28.6	I mean, you know, women don't know that they're pregnant that early.
1:34.9	And then, you know, in Texas, you get, you can go to jail for getting an abortion.
1:39.7	If you help someone get an abortion, you can be sued.
1:48.0	You know, most, I would say right-wing politicians, they do this purely for political gain.
1:54.8	This is not something they believe with their hearts.
1:57.4	They also know everyone in their lives will always be able to procure an abortion if necessary.
2:03.2	Anyone with means can get an abortion.
2:06.1	This is a war on the poor.
2:09.1	So I have a pitch.
2:13.1	It's an out-of-town excursion fund for people in Texas and all the surrounding states that
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