Housewives, Politicians and Butt Play

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Silverman is back in New York City and she’s sharing a story about how she hit the streets to enlist the help of strangers. Help… to open her oat milk. Hear about Sarah’s favorite reality shows and the reason she no longer watches Housewives.She gets a call from a woman who wants to convince her partner to try butt play. And the woman whose family refused to come to her wedding because of religious reasons calls back with an update. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at https://www.Noom.com/SILVERMAN. It’s almost May – better start thinking about a new warm-weather wardrobe! Get started today by filling out your freestyle quiz at https://www.StitchFix.com/SARAH and take advantage of free shipping and returns. ShipStation gives ecommerce sellers of all sizes access to the same deeply discounted rates usually reserved for Fortune 500 companies. Sign up using promo code SILVERMAN for a FREE 60-day trial today at https://www.ShipStation.com and start saving with every shipment. Show your skin you care with the Athena Club Razor Kit! Sign up today and you’ll get 20% off your first order! Just go to https://www.AthenaClub.com and use promo code silverman. 98% of people surveyed fall asleep faster when taking Beam Dream, and 99% of people experience better sleep quality. Try it for yourself. For a limited time, get $20 off when you go to https://www.beamorganics.com/SARAH and use code SARAH at checkout. Follow Sarah on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesilverman and on Twitter at https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, it's your best friend Sarah Silverman, and welcome to the show.
0:18.8	I'm in New York City still, so we're shooting here at Gotham Podcast Studios.
0:26.3	Thank you very much.
0:30.0	So I had torn ribs, like our bruised ribs, pull, I don't know, whatever, it's really bad.
0:38.8	I think I talked about it a few weeks ago, I don't know.
0:41.7	Now it's so weird, I feel like this can't be true, but apparently this happens.
0:47.8	It went like a week ago, I was like, I think I'm better, you know, because there's nothing
0:52.4	you could do for ribs.
0:53.8	It's just time.
0:54.8	It sucks.
0:56.5	Now it came back, my whole right side.
1:00.0	And the doctor I talked to said, yeah, that's a thing.
1:03.6	I guess it's compensational.
1:07.0	So I was compensating so much on one side.
1:09.5	Now I've bruised and injured my ribs all along my left quadrant of my chest and ribs
1:19.3	and side and back, whatever, and it fucking hurts.
1:23.9	But there's nothing I could do about it.
1:25.8	So I got some groceries, it's not good to lift stuff.
1:31.0	I'm trying not to carry things, but you know, I'm in New York and you got to carry shit
1:35.5	around.
1:37.6	And I burped, sorry, I was giving a diet coke, thank you for this.
1:42.5	So I'm renting a furnished apartment while I'm here.
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