Summary
Eddie Doyle is being targeted by bots that are getting smarter all the time.
Written by Louis Kornfeld
Performed by Tom Ligon, Amy Warren, Louis Kornfeld, Tanyika Carey, Rebecca Robles, Rich Armstead, Jon Cook, Dmitry Shein, Timothy Cooper, Davy Gardner, Jamie Rivera, Sarah Shachat, and Nikki Thomas.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm here, I'm here. |
| 0:07.0 | Son of a bitch. |
| 0:16.0 | All right, all right. |
| 0:23.0 | What is it, Eddie? |
| 0:26.0 | I don't, I, uh, look, I need you to let me in my apartment. |
| 0:38.0 | What does a sign say on my door? |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, yeah, I know. |
| 0:41.0 | What does a sign say, Eddie? |
| 0:43.0 | It says, only knock if it's an emergency. |
| 0:46.0 | Only knock if it's an emergency. |
| 0:47.0 | Right. |
| 0:48.0 | This is not an emergency, Eddie. |
| 0:49.0 | This is completely preventable. |
| 0:52.0 | Just check your pockets before you know how. |
| 0:54.0 | Make sure you got everything. |
| 0:56.0 | You got to make it a habit, Eddie. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, I know, I know. |
| 1:00.0 | If you're locked yourself out of your apartment one more time, |
| 1:02.0 | you're going to have to call building management. |
| 1:03.0 | They're going to charge you a fee for the hassle. |
| 1:06.0 | Now, it's their policy, not mine. |
| 1:07.0 | You understand what I'm saying, Eddie? |
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