And if you follow me this way, the next exhibit is right over here. This is a

particularly old piece. It's a grandfather clock designed in 1973 by Thomas

Park so it's almost a century old now. I love it. It's it's beautiful. I think so too.

See how the basswood changes right down there? Oh yeah. That's a flood stain from

Hurricane David. Really? Yeah. Wow.

This was in my home growing up in the living room so it just always makes me feel at home so

anyway we can keep going. Yeah it's beautiful. There's just one more exhibit over this way. Let's do it.

It's this old cardboard box. Okay. What's in there? Old shirts and books. Why?

Why? Well I dated this guy named Aaron. It was pretty serious. We were together for a long time.

And it was a really hard breakup. I left all this stuff at my place when he left.

It just felt weird not to have him in the six of it. Yeah I mean if he's a big part of your life.

He was. Yeah. Can I ask what happened? Well it was just always surface with him.

And five years in he told me that he had decided that he never wanted to have kids.

So and I do. Right. Yeah. Well I'm sorry. Well how did you guys meet? Oh dating

out but it was nothing like this. Gotcha. Right. Yeah. So now that you've heard me go on about my

ex. What? I mean I asked. Well you know it's good to get this all out upfront. Better now than five years.

Right. Right. Totally. Well that's my last exhibit. Oh really? Okay well I

thought this was so well done. Really? Yeah I mean it. I feel like I have such a better sense

of who you are as a person. Well that's the point of me using him right? Right. Yeah.

So do you want to see the museum of me?

You know I actually met my wife on a dating app. It's true. And creating a dating profile is

interesting. You sort of curate this display of your life for people to browse at their leisure.

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