Robby Hoffman

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Robby Hoffman. Stand-up. Writer (Workin' Moms, Chris Gethard Show). Daytime Emmy winner. Host of Robby Hoffman Consulting Group. And now guest on Quar Couples Therapy. It's quite a resume! Robby's one of our favorites, and on today's show, taped the week after the capital insurrection, they Zoomed with us from Georgia to talk about breaking Kashrut and breakin' hearts! Plus we answer plenty of YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter! Also, support the show on Patreon or with a t-shirt (or a Jewboo shirt) and watch us every Wednesday on Twitch or check out clips on YouTube!

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0:00.0	Okay, open your hearts, loosen your butts, it's time for couples therapy!
0:30.0	Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy and I am Naomi. We are a real-life couple,
0:41.2	real-life couple of comedians, and on couples therapy in quarantine we answer a couple different
0:46.8	questions from a couple different listeners. We are here on the couch, Mabel next to us, her head
0:54.4	in a cone, she doesn't pull her little stitches out. She's doing good you guys, she's healing well,
1:00.4	she doesn't even realize she's sick. You know what I mean? She just is jumping and dodging and
1:05.3	trying to steal the cat's food, so that's beautiful. Andy and I haven't slept in about nine years,
1:12.3	so the energy's a little low, but we're happy to be with you and happy to be talking to you right now.
1:17.0	Yeah, we are recording this on quarantine day 362. Day 362, I will also say it is one day before our 11-year
1:26.9	anniversary. Andy and I have been together 11 magical years. Can you imagine? 311, 11 years?
1:35.5	11 on the 11th. 11 on the 11th. This is huge, can you imagine? It's also like giving what 2020 was
1:41.3	in a way we've been together 20 years. It's like, hey, good you think about what we've been through this last year. 200. We're
1:47.6	basically angel, we're vampires with souls. We are vampires with souls. Is that why I don't ever sleep at night?
1:54.5	Could be. Is this why I take naps during the day?
1:58.4	Did angel actually sleep at night? You mean during the day?
2:02.2	What? No, it seems like he was on 24-7.
2:04.6	Hashtag cancel, Josh Weed. I'm talking about angel being up 24-7. Oh my god. I'm up 24-7. See?
2:13.9	No, see that's the devil stop me from talking. Autumn coughs. By the way, I'm rewatching the Simpsons.
2:21.8	Homer gets really mean in season 11. Like cruel mean. Like it's not fun to watch and be mean to
2:27.6	like flanders. Well, he's always been dumb, so I didn't really like. But around season 11 he got
2:33.0	like cruel. Oh god. Can you guys hear that there is construction going on outside of our house?
2:39.1	It has been going on all day. And what's so funny to me is like now that we're all in a work
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