Alex Newell
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Open your heart, sluice in your butts. It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, that was nice. That was welcoming Alex. |
| 0:07.6 | Well, I wanted to say open your holes, but I didn't know where we were going. |
| 0:11.2 | Yeah, this podcast is in the end of YoMis where they can both laugh and hang with all their homies talking exosent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations and conscious and coupling from Netflix, hookups to single them with some hulu, tech sex, regret, so feeling on your new jubu. |
| 0:29.2 | They go talk about it. Yeah, you want to remember I need therapy again. And TV baby we got. |
| 0:43.2 | Hello, everyone and welcome to couples therapy. I'm Naomi and I'm Andy and we're a real life couple. A real life couple of comedians and on couples therapy and quarantine. |
| 0:55.2 | We answer a couple of questions from a couple different listeners. We do. We do. |
| 1:01.2 | I just thought I would jazz it up. You know what I mean? Because you and I are both a little sleep deprived. |
| 1:07.2 | A little. It's for a fucking week. |
| 1:11.2 | Just of not sleeping and then also Mabel had her surgery. And I just want to, you know, I'm talking about Mabel surgery because it's a message to all women. |
| 1:19.2 | Right. Mabel had a memory tumor removed and you have got to remember ladies to check your breasts. You've got to check your breasts. |
| 1:27.2 | All eight of them. If you're Mabel, check all eight. Okay. If you're human, you just got two no excuses. |
| 1:34.2 | Stombed and let eight unless you're the woman from total recall, in which case you have three. |
| 1:40.2 | You have three. That's true. That's the only thing I remember about that movie. |
| 1:44.2 | I remember being like, am I a perfect? I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. |
| 1:51.2 | I remember the little guy that lives inside the bigger guys chest. |
| 1:55.2 | Oh, I don't even remember that. I literally only see what is that guy's name. |
| 2:01.2 | I don't know. My brain. My brain destroyed. I posted a picture of link lost in the in the lost woods on breath of the wild today. |
| 2:12.2 | And said, this is my brain. 355 days in the car. We are taping this on day 355. |
| 2:17.2 | We're taping this on day 355. This intro. And I just can't I can't think I can't think eight God damn single thought. |
| 2:24.2 | Also this last week has been stressful Mabel surgery. Very she's fine. She is she's she's going to make it through. |
| 2:31.2 | How about the other end? Great. She what in fact, she's almost too good because I asked it out. |
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